Thursday, September 08, 2011

the legend of attarabad- how poochi and jazzy met!


JAZZY- male, Homo sapien, age- 24 and still virgin!
POOCHI- male, Canis lupus familiaris, ageless!
                          
                       long  long ago! once upon a time! Jazzy and Poochi lived in the small town of  HUSKINAPURA, 13,889 kms away and ten hours ahead of land of red indians, even before columbus landed in there claiming it to be Hindustan! 
                      Jazzy always wanted to get out of the small town of huskinapura and go to the big city to earn fortunes and find the love of his life, Poochi found the town comfortable and good enough feeling like a big fish in that small pond, getting to have all the girls in town, coming on to him. yes Poochi was that cool dude and he had girls at the snap of his finger, he cant snap for real though! every female Canis lupus in the town wanted to lose it with poochi! bloody, lucky, son of a gun! well, he didn't have any restrictions and his reproductive system became active even before Jazzy could forget his bottle feeding!
                  The town of huskinapura was known for the husk and bran it produced, the best, one can find for the army stallions in the country! KING MITSUBISHI ruled that land, people called it ATTARABAD, the land of 18, towns ofcourse!  there was a legend in attarabad!
                   LEGEND OF ATTARABAD says that, a man who befriended a dog will kill a corrupt king who will be a HALF HUMAN and that he will sail across seven oceans and seven mountains to win his love.  king mitsubishi was corrupt but he was human! so jazzy may not be the legend, just a man with a dog as a friend!
                   Every year there came a festival called RAJA ASVA UTSAV when people from all the 18 towns came to trade cattle and fodder. the king's men and the army chief imported all new breeds of stallions, from the land of sultans, far far away from west of attarabad along the persian gulf , and across the oceans, where people say they get oil like how people in attarabad get water!  
                   The festival time was celebrated in a exotic manner, the circus from siberia, the magicians from mongolia, samurai sword-showmen from japania, tarot readers from germania, the candy vendors from mittaipura, firemen performing crackers from land of chingmingpura, all came there!                                        
                         Jazzy was only one year old then! That was the time of the festival that year. jazzy's papa found poochi abandoned in the streets at the carnival. the candy man from mittaipura wanted to take him along, but poor poochi was in bad health and he wouldn't survive the long journey and jazzy's papa decided to take him. papa thought poochi will make a good friend for jazzy and that is how jazzy and poochi met. from then on jazzy and poochi ate, slept and went for nature calls too, together for ever! when jazzy had fever poochi was hot, when poochi had indigestion jazzy puked, when jazzy had an itch poochi scratched! thats how jazzy and poochi were! freinds for eternity! blogs to follow are the tales of poochi and jazzy!

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