AMERICAThe bald man who came out from the sky-bug introduced himself…
“I’m professor X, I run the mutant school in the United States of America. These are my students. We have come here to take you to our school.” On the backdrop Cyclops was testing his laser vision. He was not sure if it’ll work in a period, some thousands of years ago! Wolverine on the other hand was not interested in those introductions and he kept posing like a werewolf with the moon on the backdrop, expecting someone to take pictures of him. After all he has been voted the sexiest man alive once!
“Welcome professor X, I’m Sasi maara, this is holy Baba, my teacher and this is Attarabad and could you please ask that wolf-dude to stop posing, there are no artists here to draw him a portrait and as such it doesn’t look good. He looks constipated” Sasi quipped.
Infuriated by the words of our superhero, wolverine extended his claws out and said,” Do you have any idea what this is???”
“Wow! Looks cool…. And I know, these are Adamantium claws right???”
“Yep! How do you know???”
“Idiot, this is not the first time I’m seeing you morons. You guys are called X-MEN and you are wolverine right? Somebody shot you in your brain and you forgot everything! Don’t you know that? I have seen your movies a hundred times on sony pix and movies now”
“Is it true Professor? “A dejected Wolverine turned to prof-x scratching his dandruff clad head.
“That’s true Wolfe” said prof Xavier. “Sasi I feel hungry, can I have something to eat??”
“Oh sure” Sasi took out his maggi noodles and cooked it for them in two minutes. Along with noodles they all had two rounds of Jack Daniel’s which professor Xavier had brought along. Professor wanted to meet Sasi’s papa and talk about inducting Sasi at the mutant school. Initially Sasi hesitated, but Baba convinced him saying that he can get a green card and can work in the United States. So everyone decided to go to huskinapura to meet Sasi’s dad.
Sasi insisted they walk down and not use the ship to go there. It took another two days for them to climb down and reach huskinapura. Professor and Baba kept exchanging their methods of training and soon both the baldies became good friends. professor handed over a prospectus nad application and promised him a commision of $10k to help induct sasi at the mutant school.
$10k dollars will make 4.5lakhs on conversion and Baba started planning about owning a pizza outlet when goes to USA. Yes of course, Baba also was promised a position at the mutant school as a faculty in the department that trains mutants of non-American origin. In return he is to convince sasi’s dad to let him come along with the professor. since the offer was very attractive baba couldn't resist. he charged himself up. he started imagining himself wearing a 'I lOVE NY' t-shirt and posing with the liberty statue on the backdrop! he took out pen and started writing things he has to do once he lands in america.
- meet lady gaga
- watch a sunday super bowl match in vip box
- play basket ball with president obama
- write a song for eminem to sing
- buy a remington 870 shotgun and go hunting cowboy style
- crack national board dental exams
- visit disney land and hollywood
- go skying in alaska
- explore the grand canyons
- sleep with a hot afro-american chick.
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